imoutdated-overrated: IF JOHN O’CALLAGHAN IS RUINING YOUR LIFE CLAP YOUR HANDS
What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
chicago-hxc: I can’t keep up, always playing...